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haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-20 15:25
Subject: Dames
Security: Public

Oh boy, here we go....
Gmail chat started like this (out of nowhere);

Sara: french blue?
do you like french blue?
it's a nice blue.
for a bathroom

Me: ?
what are you talking about woman?!

Sara: our bathroom of course
the room we will both share

me: You want to paint it?

Sara: ahh
no
my mom wants to know what color towels we want
that's all

Me: but

Sara: I'm thinking french blue

Me: but
we have towels...

Sara: yah

Me: plenty of towels

Sara: well, we could do with new ones
and we don't really have hand towels

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I'm no hero, I just like to hit people on the head: what
User: [info]voguevixen
Date: 2008-11-20 20:50 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:what

Run.

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haveyaseenlucky
User: [info]haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-24 15:57 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

That's exactly what the French would do. HA!

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Dermot
User: [info]dermfitz
Date: 2008-11-20 21:00 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

WHIPPED LOL

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haveyaseenlucky
User: [info]haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-24 15:57 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

HURRR

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kelvicious
User: [info]kelvicious
Date: 2008-11-20 21:16 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

hahaha

HAND TOWELS.

don't buy them, it will just encourage your visitors to use your bathroom.

but seriously, there is something to be said for new towels. ones that match. ones you haven't had since college. ones that you can't see through.

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haveyaseenlucky
User: [info]haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-24 15:59 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

I have never purchased a hand towel for any reason. Wiping hands is something you do with a "rag".

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Phony Annoying Doofus
User: [info]maeincarnate
Date: 2008-11-20 21:32 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Paint it blue now...paint it back to apartment white later.

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haveyaseenlucky
User: [info]haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-24 15:59 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Are you one of those people who actually paint apartments that you rent?

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Phony Annoying Doofus
User: [info]maeincarnate
Date: 2008-11-24 17:27 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Oh hell no. Fuck that.

Granted, I ended up being in my apartment for 8 years so it might have been worth it if I did it early, but otherwise, no way.

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User: [info]seekay
Date: 2008-11-20 21:33 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

The joys of cohabitation.

I recently helped my boyfriend pick out some new towels. He chose a bunch of unrelated colors and patterns and did not understand why I didn't agree with his choices. And none of them match his bathroom.

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haveyaseenlucky
User: [info]haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-24 16:00 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Did you guys move in together?

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User: [info]seekay
Date: 2008-11-24 21:44 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

No, that's a long way off.

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Shereen: splash
User: [info]shereenb
Date: 2008-11-20 21:50 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:splash

My mum redecorates her bathroom a lot and changes the towels to match. I don't remember the last time I bought towels.

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haveyaseenlucky
User: [info]haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-24 16:01 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Exactly! Who buys towels? Towels just appear, or you get them as christmas presents from your work or something.

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Shereen: beaker
User: [info]shereenb
Date: 2008-11-24 19:54 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:beaker

And when they get old you use them as hair dye towels, then dusters or pet bedding. After that they disappear and ascend to some unseen towelling heaven.

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Kiki the wanton ball-busting cougar
User: [info]kellcrow7
Date: 2008-11-20 21:59 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Just say "Yes".
You have other towels. You care not, this coloring of the towels. Just say "yes". Choose your veto powers wisely, grasshopper.

Also; it would not hurt at this point to learn the meaning of "sea foam green", "divan", "duvet", "ecru", "hamper", and "cozy".

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haveyaseenlucky
User: [info]haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-24 16:02 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

I actually know hamper. Nothing in any place I live will ever be referred to as a cozy .. or coozy. Well, maybe coozy.

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Leslie
User: [info]sydmason
Date: 2008-11-20 23:29 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

After years of owning regular bath towels (ie, not too soft and not the cheap-ass rough ones, but just your middle of the road bath towels) my world was rocked last year when I splurged on four extra super duper soft bath towels. One for each of us in my family. They are the bomb. So, I would highly recommend that you guys splurge on two extra-fancy soft towels at some point.

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haveyaseenlucky
User: [info]haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-24 16:04 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Dare we live out the american dream? I want a towel from one of those beach stores with an irreverent saying like "Crack Kills" or "Raisin' Hell in D.C." with a picture of the california raisins. Are they still big in California?

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i_want_my_ribs: Johnny
User: [info]i_want_my_ribs
Date: 2008-11-21 00:25 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:Johnny

The lady just made me spend about 60 bucks on towels and bath mats for the new place. I feel your pain, sir.

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haveyaseenlucky
User: [info]haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-24 16:04 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

You didn't buy one of those furry things to cover the toilet seat cover did you?

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i_want_my_ribs
User: [info]i_want_my_ribs
Date: 2008-11-24 17:42 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Awww, hell no!

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Scott (some call me "Scotty"): FS John Crichton
User: [info]smwance
Date: 2008-11-21 02:24 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)
Keyword:FS John Crichton

I really, really like being single.

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haveyaseenlucky
User: [info]haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-24 16:05 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

Yeah, I bet you're totally wet right now though, and wishing you had someone to think about what color to buy things in to stop you from being wet.

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vic
User: [info]eyekiller
Date: 2008-11-21 11:54 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

What is French blue?
Blue towels are really bad for fluff - worse than any other kind of towel.
And hand towels are pointless useless things that only girls like. I hate them and all their kind.

But I would like to echo the sentiments of the person above who recommended extra posho towels - they really do rawk.

Edited at 2008-11-21 11:55 am (UTC)

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haveyaseenlucky
User: [info]haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-24 16:06 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

French Blue is the lamest two word combination in the english language.

Worse than orange towels?

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vic
User: [info]eyekiller
Date: 2008-11-24 17:06 (UTC)
Subject: (no subject)

way worse than orange.
I have black towels that make no fluffy mess but blue ones always do. It's The Law.

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User: (Anonymous)
Date: 2008-11-22 22:57 (UTC)
Subject: Fluffer here

Have you ever heard the Henry Rollins bit about this? Talking about how his girlfriend wants him to pick out venetian blinds and he loses his mind?

At any rate, I'd be less worried about the towels and more worried about her Mom's interest in your bathroom. Hope she is a cool future MIL! ; )

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haveyaseenlucky
User: [info]haveyaseenlucky
Date: 2008-11-24 16:07 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Fluffer here

Yes, I remember that bit about him being "domesticated"

It turns out her mom was asking for my mom. They are in, what we refer to as, "Cahoots"

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User: [info]flufffer
Date: 2008-11-25 22:57 (UTC)
Subject: Re: Fluffer here

ruh roh. cahoots, that can't end well.

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