When a woman starts off a conversation with "I just wanted you to know the truth..." you'd expect something to follow about how she's been cheating on you or something, or how she was once a man, or how we can never be together. If you're Mark Trail however, it's "You've taught me the importance of wetlands."
And ALL of Mark Trails' lady friends end these little talks with the customary "Thanks again for saving me from the Alligator" (unless they are in the mountains, in which case it's "Thanks again for saving me from that mountain-gator")
Ripley's has run out of interesting events and facts, and is now just offering definitions of random words.
Wow! The next thing they'll tell me is that a millionaire has a million dollars!
Come on guys, where's the human interest? NAME and CITY please.
Also, pick a hotter woman and stable next time.
you have comment? | 2 Comments | Add to Memories | Tell a Friend | Link
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
